-- select -- Adolf Hitler Rasputin Dr. Death Stalin Mao Heaven's Gate Michael Jackson Manson The Unabomber Lenin Welcome to hirejeffrey.com! Hi! I'm Jeffrey. Thank you for considering me for your . I'm very excited for the opportunity to be a part of ! My proven experience at -- select one -- Blockbuster EDS Micrografx The CIA has made me especially suited to the tasks at hand. From my --select one-- executive management account management creative design typing of --select one-- a new media division projects for Sony a series of interactive CD-ROMs travel orders to my --select one-- strategic designs project management skills technical development phone skills related to --select one-- a video on demand prototype, content management system, palm pilot interface, and public web site a content management system for ELLE, Car and Driver, and Road and Track magazines multilingual kiosks (in English, French, German, Spanish, and Japanese) figuring out the difference between the green (secure) and black phone , I have the skills to take on and deliver any project, for any major brand, on time and on budget. I am a US citizen. I am willing to relocate (anywhere in the world). Jargon aside, I've really done what I'm talking about (including an internship at the CIA). I have a few case studies online, illustrating my managerial, creative, and technical skills on a number of projects, for a number of clients. This tongue-firmly-implanted-in-cheek site is an example of the type of creative web campaigns that I bring to the table (obviously with my past clients, I do what is appropriate to protect each brand, but you must admit that I got your attention...) I am currently looking for a position where I can work with major brands as an account manager, marketing strategist, or technical architect, to launch attention getting programs, products, or services. Please don't bother being offended by this site. If you can't see past the humor (or don't have people in your organization with an edgy sense of humor), I probably won't want to work with you anyway. However, any constructive criticism or job offers are more than welcome! My name is Jeffrey Berthiaume, and I approve this message.

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